I honestly don't know why I have Tumblr. I don't have any kittens, crafts, or jokes to show. I guess I'm just on here to kill time and check out the things I like. I apologize if you want more original stuff from me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When the Harry Potter movies came to an end:
When Twilight comes to an end:
the only sad part about twilight ending is that it’s also the end of Robs continuous and hilarious hatred for it
(Source: shewhomustnotbenamed)
Today is the 18th (and not tomorrow apparently) so we just have to wish a Happy Birthday! to both Alex and Ariel Hirsch. Who could believe that they have the same birthday? Talk about a coincidence!
P.S. I would totally buy a mini Fez dispenser.
A French Artist dressed classical sculptures as hipsters and this is how they turned out
Note: The models of the sculptures were used for the project not the real ones.
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
Just a little compare & contrast for everyone who doesn’t understand why pregnancy is so uncomfortable. Don’t worry baby, I really didn’t need that space for my organs - they enjoy being squished by you 😘
I can’t wait for my little man to exit & my organs to go back in place! Only 5 more weeks!
11 more weeks for me.
Chanel_vision:Still 5 long months for me!“Pregnant girls shouldn’t complain” my butt!
I thought this was going somewhere else… but yeah, pregnant women have a right to complain about discomfort.
They seem to think it “can’t really be all that bad!” and we need to “suck it up”. They do it whenever anything to do with reproduction comes up. I swear to God, the next time some dude tells me to deal with time of the month cramps because they’re “not that bad”, I will launch into a lengthy description about what actually happens to women’s bodies while we’re on the rag/knocked up/whatever. It will be graphic. With slides. And pictures.
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTThey’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
(Source: c0cainkeys)
Okay so, the Doctor is from out of space but does he only breathe oxygen like everyone else? Does Gallifrey have an atmosphere like Earth’s? Because I’d never thought about it before now but he seems to be struggling just as much as everyone else and he does seem to have the same basic anatomy as a human, other than the two hearts.
Anyone care to answer?
Gallifrey’s atmosphere is 77% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen and 2% other, which means that it’s similar to Earth’s atmosphere, but it’s a bit thinner.
The Doctor needs oxygen as well, but Time Lords have a raspiratory bypass system that allows them to go without breathing for a longer time span than humans.Most fandoms have some pretty deep canon. The Doctor Who fandom can tell you the concentrations of gas in the atmosphere of the home planet of the main character. DW Fandom > Your fandom
