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The Quindilligent Enigma

I honestly don't know why I have Tumblr. I don't have any kittens, crafts, or jokes to show. I guess I'm just on here to kill time and check out the things I like. I apologize if you want more original stuff from me.
Sep 23 '14

julesmonty:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

Sooooooooo these are all just great

Sep 23 '14

What the fuck is with all the Romeo and Juliet guys!?!?

Sep 23 '14
maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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Sep 23 '14
"'Twas my intention, upon leaving mine house this eve, to engage in revelry and merriment, but I now, to speak true, feel at this moment as though I am under siege."

- Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet

I came out here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

(via shesnoshakespeare)
Sep 23 '14

collegehumor:

Be VERY careful what you wish for!

Written with Creighton “Wishmaster” DeSimone and

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner —> Star of YouTube’s Drawfee Show

(Source: College Humor)

Sep 23 '14
Sep 23 '14

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

Sep 23 '14

ewmartin:

when your otp touches foreheads <33333

image

Sep 23 '14
englishdub:

Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show

englishdub:

Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show

Sep 23 '14

(Source: alabaly)