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The Quindilligent Enigma

I honestly don't know why I have Tumblr. I don't have any kittens, crafts, or jokes to show. I guess I'm just on here to kill time and check out the things I like. I apologize if you want more original stuff from me.
Oct 20 '14

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Oct 20 '14

ponett:

this is probably the best screenshot i’m ever going to take in smash 3ds

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Oct 20 '14
thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope)

Oct 20 '14
totheoceanwego:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn


Tara what the fuck.

totheoceanwego:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

Tara what the fuck.

Oct 20 '14

threewordphrase:

dolphinjuicebox:

smoofsite:

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

WHAT

THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY

FUCK

Okey dokey,

So it looks like this post has accumulated 300k+ notes…unsourced.

The comic is from Three Word Phrase, a webcomic by internet funny man (and Regular Show storyboard artist) Ryan Pequin, who goes by Tumblr user threewordphrase.

Here are his Twitter and Facebook pages. And here’s his Paypal for good measure.

I’m out. Peace.

I made ‘dis

Oct 20 '14
wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

(Source: glorfindely)

Oct 20 '14

batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after

Oct 20 '14
wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

Oct 20 '14
namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

Oct 20 '14

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo